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Dear Friend,
I want you to be honest
with me for a second and truthfully answer these questions:
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Are you tired of not getting oral from your wife or girlfriend?
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Ever try to think of something clever to get your girl to perform oral
sex on you...but it didn't work?
● Are you fed up with hearing your other guy friends talk about how
their wife or girlfriend sucks dick like a
champ?
● Do you want “Oral Sex”, but don’t know how to get it?
● Ever proposition your wife or girlfriend with some sort of bribe and
it ends up feeling awkward when she
shoots you down by saying,
"No!"
If
you answered "YES" to ANY of these questions then this might be the most important letter
you’ve ever read...
A Video Message From Anshar
Alexander....
Wife Of The Oral
Formula One Creator, Clint Alexander.
Hi!
My name is Clint Alexander and up until six months ago, I had all
of these problems. No matter how hard I tried, I could hardly
ever get my wife to give me oral.
If
you're reading this right now, I'm taking a calculated guess that your
wife or girlfriend hardly ever gives you a blow job, or even worse, has
stopped giving them all together!
Well, you've heard the old saying, "Why does a woman smile on her wedding
day? ...because it's the last time she ever has to give a
blow job!"
I
used to think this was just a joke...then I learned how real it really
is and all of a sudden it wasn't so funny anymore.
Listen dude, I totally understand where you’re coming from.
Chances are, if you're even reading this right now, you and me really
aren’t all that different. My wife was never really into
giving oral. As a matter of fact, my wife used to suck my dick once a
year…on my birthday!
That was it! ...my birthday.
..and the sad thing is, I realize that's more often than what some guys
are getting. Because some guys aren't getting it at all...and
that, in my opinion, is very uncool.
Man, let me tell you, getting oral on my birthday was the highlight of
my year!! Ten minutes of pure dick sucking action and then I
would spend the next 365 days of the year frustrated as hell!
The thing that really sucked for me,
(no
pun intended) was the
fact that my wife had these HUGE DSL's !!!
(For those of you that have been hiding
under a rock for the last ten years, DSL stands for Dick
Sucking Lips)
Oh
my god, it was torture!! I would have to look at those Big
Luscious Lips all year long and just imagine what it
would be like having them wrapped around me.
Believe me, I tried everything I could think
of to get her to use them on me, but to no avail. When I
would ask her for a little
“sumpin,
sumpin”, She would just
simply reply, “I will…on your birthday. hee-hee."
And
get this...two years ago on my birthday, the worst
possible thing that
any man could possibly have happen
to him, happened to me.
It was around 10 o'clock at night and my Drop
Dead Gorgeous, Perfect Ten Wife with the Little Waist, Bubble Butt and
HUGE DSL's and I were hanging out, having a glass of
wine and celebrating my birthday. I had been day dreaming all
year long about the moment when my wife would drop my pants, grab hold
of my cock and go to work...BUT!! It seems that I had a little too much
wine, and the ole meat pipe wasn't quite functioning properly.
...so after a few minutes of dealing with a
limp noodle, my wife says, "I guess it's just not your year."
I looked her dead in the eyes and said,
"WHAT????!!!!"
"Are you kidding me?" I replied.
"I don't get a rain check or something?"
She stood up and said, "Sorry, I only do this once a year. It's not my
fault you drank too much wine. Next year you'll just have to
remember to pace yourself -- hee-hee."
I
WAS DEVASTATED!!!
I
know that some of you may be thinking that my wife is a total bitch,
but she's really not. She's one of the coolest chicks I've
ever met. She's laid back, easy to get along with, beautiful
and we actually have a lot of fun together on a regular basis.
The
fact was, she just didn't like to give oral.
Now,
there was no way in hell I was going to wait another year to get my
coveted birthday present.
But
I didn't have the patience to wait that long. ...and I knew
that if I didn't get her interested in giving me oral, "fast",
that I was going to start looking elsewhere if you know what I
mean? ...and I really didn't want to do that.
My
relationship with my wife means too much to me.
I had to do something though. So I
made the commitment to myself to find a way to "persuade" my wife
into giving me oral sex...and my plan was to get it waaaaaaay before my next birthday.
You're
Not Alone On This....
If you're like me, which I'm sure you are,
you probably logged onto Google and typed in the key words, "how to get
my wife to give me oral" or "how to get my wife to suck my dick" or if
you're single but dating, you may have typed in "how to get my
girlfriend to give me oral: or "how to get my girlfriend to suck my
dick". Either way, you're here.
I
typed in those same keywords not all that long ago looking for a
solution to my problem, but all I found were some lame ass websites and
blogs that didn't really help. ...I couldn't believe how many
guys were "blogging" about this issue.
I
finally said to myself, "That's it! I'm going to come up
with my own solution and not only help myself....but help the Millions
of Other Men suffering with this same
issue!'"
After
reading through all the blogs and reading through all the bull shit
websites out there and trying EVERYTHING that was recommended....with
"zero success"......I realized I was going to have to take matters into
my own hands. So, I spent the next 6 months figuring out a way to get
my wife to give me more oral sex.
Guys, I'm tellin ya, I couldn't get my wife
to suck my dick for nothin!
... I was ready to give up and throw in the towel.
I was ready
to accept the fact that I was going to spend the rest of my life
getting
one blow job per year
...but
then it happened... I
Struck Pay Dirt!!
You
see, it was at my lowest point that I "accidently" developed "Oral
Formula One" ...except I didn't know it was Oral Formula One
at the
time. I just created a "game plan" of certain action steps
and strategies that I thought would have a high percentage of success
to get my wife to go down on me. ...and guess
what?? ...it worked!
I
say, "accident" but everything was carefully calculated. I
guess the proper term would be that I "theorized" a way to get her to
give me head, and it worked!
It
took two weeks of planning and executing my plays before I got my wife
to give me head like a porn star. ...I know two weeks may
seem like a long time, but compared to spending the rest of your life
going without oral sex, it's a drop in the bucket.
You
didn't think this was some magic bullet that was going to get your wife
or girlfriend to give you oral sex instantly did you?
Remember,
all good things take time my brother...all good things take
time.
Every maneuver, every
strategy, every step was carefully thought out.
You
see, what I created was a fool proof blueprint on how to
get oral from any woman, any time, even if she hates giving oral in the
the first place. I unknowingly cracked the code to
getting women to perform oral sex on their husband or boyfriend at
least twice a week, minimum, or as much as they want.
I'm
going to do something right now that I wouldn't normally do, I'm going to give you the actual formula that
not only I, but hundreds of other men have used successfully to get
Porn
Buster Blow Jobs from their wives or girlfriends on a regular
basis.
Here Is The Actual Formula
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